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How to make an Avi

Ingredients: 5 parts success 1 part brilliance 5 parts instinct

Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

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How to make a Godzemo

Ingredients: 3 parts jealousy 5 parts arrogance 1 part

Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!

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How to make a Void Crawler

Ingredients: 1 part success 5 parts silliness 3 parts empathy

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

Well, it had me laughing for a minute or two. w00t!