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How to make an Avi

Ingredients:

5 parts success

1 part brilliance

5 parts instinct

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

But then...

How to make a Godzemo

Ingredients:

3 parts jealousy

5 parts arrogance

1 part

Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!

And...

How to make a Void Crawler

Ingredients:

1 part success

5 parts silliness

3 parts empathy

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

Well, it had me laughing for a minute or two. w00t!